Here's what went on today, in your favorite reality series, "In The Bathroom".
D: "Dad."
Me: "That's me."
D: "Dad, get ready to look in my poop"
Me: "I'm less than completely thrilled with everything about this already."
D: "Dad, there might be a Lego in my poop."
Me: "Thank you. Those kind of clues really help me."
D: "You see, yesterday I was getting Legos together with my teeth and one went in and I ate it and it might be in my poop so it might be there now. It was a teeny tiny one."
Me: "I suppose you mean the Lego and not the poop."
D: "Yeah. So, is it there?"
Me: "Might be. Maybe it's hiding. Some things like their privacy. Lego just went through a tough time, lets just give 'em some space. Also, nobody will be launching search operations into any poop today at all whatsoever. Okay?"
D: "Okay."
Me: "That's me."
D: "Dad, get ready to look in my poop"
Me: "I'm less than completely thrilled with everything about this already."
D: "Dad, there might be a Lego in my poop."
Me: "Thank you. Those kind of clues really help me."
D: "You see, yesterday I was getting Legos together with my teeth and one went in and I ate it and it might be in my poop so it might be there now. It was a teeny tiny one."
Me: "I suppose you mean the Lego and not the poop."
D: "Yeah. So, is it there?"
Me: "Might be. Maybe it's hiding. Some things like their privacy. Lego just went through a tough time, lets just give 'em some space. Also, nobody will be launching search operations into any poop today at all whatsoever. Okay?"
D: "Okay."
