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Friday, May 31, 2013

my primate interpersonal skills evinced

Preggo approaches me at the sofa and says "Oh god my tummy feels like it wants to leap onto my back its yukky i don't know what to eat and I was too uncooked to think this morning forgot to wish you a happy birthday I didn't get you anything"
me: "Yeah that's OK, I'm stealing your headphones then for my birthday"
ono: "...                            what headphones"
"the ones I got for your birthday 4 years ago."

I really did think she would use them. Quit looking at me like that.

"Oh"
"Got them for you to go the gym? but you don't seem to want a lot of music at the gym"
"I don't have a membership to the gym. I haven't seen the inside of a gym in years."

Somehow I thought it would make it better.

Plus, I needed new headphones.

 

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